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2007

You know you are living in 2007 when…

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

Haven’t done it yet

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

Yep. 

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

 Close to that

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

 All the time

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.

 No, I’m just zenophobic and generally don’t like people.  They annoy me.  Online counterparts are much easier to deal with.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

 No, I do the grocery shopping

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

 Just about

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

 I’d rather be late to work than not have my phone.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

 Gotta get the XM streaming afterall…

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

 I don’t smile.

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

 Nodding yes, laughin no…more like a cringe because I do this stuff.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

Nearly every co-worker I have. 

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

 If spell check said it was ok…

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

(thanks angela)

— alicia

—Answers by vb 

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Posted on Friday, November 16, 2007.

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