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robdjohnson:

jaimeleigh:

robdjohnson:

awkwardlyawesome:

annaloe-geschichten:

awkwardlyawesome:

I’m all about religious freedom, but when you deny your child a cupcake during a classroom celebration and are completely okay with her crying then you deserve to die in a mother fucking fire.

You have no soul.

What religion denies cupcakes, unless you’re fasting?  Children aren’t usually obligated to fast, though.

They are Jehovah’s Witness. They do not celebrate birthdays; therefore, the child does not get cupcakes.

They don’t celebrate anything.  I know a guy from work who married a Jehova’s Witness.  He hasn’t celebrated a birthday or anything since.  What a miserable life that must be.

Oh people. Seriously? I grew up as a Jehovah’s Witness. I didn’t celebrate anything. I sat out of things in school. And you know what? It was just fucking fine. It wasn’t a miserable life at all, it was the life I knew. It might not make sense to you, but die in a mother fucking fire is a tad strong.

I meant for him, as he wasn’t born a Jehova Witness.  But anyway, do you still live that life?  I’m guessing no.

Wow, Jaimeleigh was a Jehova’s Witness? That explains a shit ton.